When people ask what I’m doing to promote Who Are You People? I tell them, quite honestly, everything I can think of. And I mean it. Authors rarely get any substantial promotional support from publishers, so if a book is going to go anywhere, it will be because the author pushed it there.
So, what does “everything,†in promotional terms, really mean? It means:
1. Sending out complimentary copies and promotional postcards to all the major characters in the book and asking them – nicely, of course — to spread the word.
2. Mailing postcards to friends, family members, old college roommates, former students, other writers, and anyone who’s told you the book sounded interesting, including that guy you once met on a cramped Air Canada flight.
3. Developing a website.
4. Learning how to blog. Blogging. Reading other blogs. Getting lost in the blogosphere and reluctantly admitting to yourself that the whole blogging thing is far cooler than you had originally envisioned.
5. Establishing a My Space account, but only after being reassured that “lots of other older people†have one.
6. Hiring a publicist (One Potata Productions) to conduct a national radio and television campaign, a local media campaign, and a multi-city radio “tour.†(This is after you interview 12 publicists, who quote you prices ranging from $3,000 to $30,000.)
7. Squealing like a 10-year-old when you land your first national media interview… on NPR!
8. Staying up all night before the NPR interview thinking of every possible way you will manage to inadvertently sound like a dork.
9. Staying up the night after the NPR interview celebrating the fact that Lianne Hansen actually liked your book. (You’ll come to refer to this as your Sally Field moment. She likes you… she really, really likes you.)
One of the perils of reading books for review is that you lose some of the enjoyment by concentrating on what you will say in the review (or making sure you have something to say). While this does affect me on occasion (I more often feel pressure to read every book someone sends me), I generally don’t have this problem. Because I don’t get paid to write reviews I don’t approach fiction any different than if I were just reading for myself. The problem with this strategy – if you can call it that – is that on occasion I read a book, enjoy it, and then have very little intelligent to say about it.